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1.       Kagome’s abuse of Inuyasha’s rosary is always funny, because domestic abuse is always funny.

2.       Even though no one likes Kikyou (hehe, Kinky-ho) because she tried to make Inuyasha turn into a human, he ends up turning human anyway for Kagome, and decides to live in the modern era, where they proceed to go clubbing, hot dates, and bed-thumping, just like every normal, hormone driven teenager. Kagome certainly doesn’t want to live in yucky Sengoku jidai.

3.       Miroku likes touching Sango’s bum, only because he can get beaten up by her.

4.       No one likes Inuyasha being paired with Kikyou, but no one sees a problem when Kagome gets paired with every known male known in the anime world.

5.       A story is always based on a pairing.

6.       Everyone sucks at summaries.

7.       Kagome always runs away from her problems, especially when she sees Inuyasha and Kikyou doing the grass-thumping.

8.       Kagome kicks everyone’s butt, except when she needs to be rescued by her knight in shining armour. Same goes for Sango.

9.       Inuyasha always has to choose between Kagome and Kikyou, like having to decide whether to buy a brand name or a no name brand.

10.   Sesshoumaru/Kagome based stories are always nice and romantic, while Inuyasha/Kagome stories are full of hot sexy time.

11.   Kagome is always crying (and running away)

12.   Inuyasha is always swearing (Fuck yeah!)

13.   Kagome likes to bitch fight with Kikyou, where the latter is promptly turned to dust.

14.   The first chapter of a Sesshoumaru/Kagome story begins with Kagome seeing Inuyasha/Kikyou grass-thumping, running away while having the biggest angst known to mankind, while Inuyasha being the prick he is, doesn’t even care. Either that, or Inuyasha and Kagome have the biggest fight where he declares his heart still belongs to Kikyou, and then…

15.   A romantic story always ends up having lots of sexy time, and then, OMG, babies!!

16.   I want my love life solved by some thirteen year old OC snot.

17.   Only an OC, more beautiful than the word itself, would know how to defeat Naraku, make Sesshoumaru’s heart melt, and still get her assignment done and sent in by the due date.

18.   Inucest is the hottest thing I have ever seen. I mean, who cares that they are brothers? They are hot. Except when something happens to make Inuyasha pregnant. How is that possible? Unless there was something I must have missed while reading the manga.

19.   All OCs are neko.

20.   All OCs are named after precious stones, or Japanese words for dream or flowers.

21.   Kagome’s ultimate dream is to go on a prom date with Inuyasha, on his conveniently human life.

22.   They have proms in Japan?

23.    Kagome comes home to find her house has been burnt down, her family killed by some murderous murderer. Then she gets dumped by Inuyasha.

24.   Kagome always listens to music from Evanescence whenever she is in angst mode.

25.   Inuyasha and Kagome’s first child is usually a girl.

26.   Sesshoumaru is a big shot CEO of some company, who finds love after all these years.

27.   Conversations that involve romance are always awkward and long.

28.   Rin always has to fall ill; because that’s the only way she can get Sesshoumaru to notice Kagome’s motherly instincts.

29.   Kagome always needs confirmation from Inuyasha that he loves her.

30.   For some reason, nobody likes Hojou.

31.   Hojou is the incarnate of the devil, or Naraku.

32.   Everyone loves character bashing.

33.   Something always has to happen before the other realises, sometimes too late, that they love him/ her.

34.   Everyone can go into the well and end up in Kagome’s time.

35.   Kagome solves all her angst problems with Inuyasha, by running into the arms of Sesshoumaru, after he has rescued her from a rabid youkai.

36.   Miroku can’t control his hand (the bum feeling one).

37.   Miroku’s catchphrase is, “Will you bear my child?”

38.   Sango’s catchphrase is, “Hentai!!!” then a slap.

39.   Other characters from this series and from other fandoms, take pity on poor, poor Kagome being constantly hurt by Inuyasha, and either pair her with Sesshoumaru, or some other guy from a completely different anime.

40.   Kagome always has a deep, dark secret, and Inuyasha has to find out what it is before it’s too late.

41.   Kagome is always the new girl in high-school, Inuyasha is the bully, Kikyou is his girlfriend, who is worse than a slut, Sango likes to bash Miroku up and call him hentai, and Miroku is pervert.

42.   No one likes Kikyou stealing Inuyasha’s heart, and soul, while no one sees a problem when Kagome does everything she can to take Inuyasha away from her.

43.   Inuyasha is the Sex Demon, even though he hasn’t been that close to woman for nearly two hundred and fifty years.

44.   Inuyasha is the Sex Demon, since this is an alternate universe.

45.   Kagome is selfless, but whines about it later on.

46.   Kagome always gets turned into a half-demon, angel, or goddess, because she is no good as an ordinary school girl.

47.   Inuyasha is always calling Kagome his shard detector, and Kagome hates being called shard detector.

48.   Inuyasha and Kagome were sweethearts before they broke up, only to meet up again when Kagome becomes famous in a band, or something.

49.   Kagome turns suicidal when she finds out she has been dumped by Inuyasha.

50.   Everyone has a different meaning of OOC.

51.   Inuyasha is the biggest dickhead in the whole world, and everyone knows it.

52.   All Inuyasha characters talk and have mannerisms like the Americans.

53.   It is always Inuyasha’s fault, and everyone knows it.

54.   Inuyasha rapes Kagome, and afterwards they fall in love? What?

55.   Kagome is always getting raped, but doesn’t mind, since she has fallen in love with her rapist. Isn’t that cute?

56.   Kagome always asks herself why Inuyasha can’t love her.

57.   Sesshoumaru is the SEX DEMON, don’t ask me how.

58.   I love you, FLUFFY-SAMA!!!!!!

59.   Everyone blames Inuyasha because he can’t get over Kikyou. No one blames Sango for going after Kohaku.

60.   Despite Inuyasha being a prick to Kagome because he can’t get over Kikyou, Kagome still wants to have sex with him, and would willingly do so. What?!

61.   Despite everyone saying looks aren’t everything, OCs are always described as beautiful, even if the descriptions are based on colours, odours, rocks, gases, and liquids.

62.   No one believes Hojou can be a nice guy, so they make him into a bully. Because there is no such thing as a nice guy.

63.   Little OC girls are the only ones that can teach Inuyasha the meaning of happiness.

64.   OC women are the only ones that can melt this Sesshoumaru’s icy heart, no matter how much he denies it.

65.   Everyone likes to monologue to themselves, usually about angst.

66.   Miroku, Sango, Shippou, and Kirara cry out that they are not Inuyasha’s best friend anymore, because he brought Kikyou to the group. And Kikyou doesn’t share her toys with us.

67.   Inuyasha is the male version of Paris Hilton. Party on, dog-boy!

68.   Everyone talks like they have something shoved up their anus.

69.   Inuyasha is the one who has to make amends with Kagome. But we have to torment him first.

70.   All teenagers like reading lemons. Because it’s so hot, and you’d better update, or else…

71.   Inuyasha can’t decide whether he loves Kagome or Kikyou more, but he picks Kikyou, and then changes his mind, after much bashing. Then, having to wait five hundred years, he meets her again. Of course, after much Inuyasha bashing, they get back together again.

72.   Kagome can’t decide whether to pick Inuyasha or Sesshoumaru, but picks Sesshoumaru because he has the biggest sword she has ever seen. OMG!!!! And that she was the one who melted his heart. At least he doesn’t have any dead bits hanging around him.

73.   If you stick Sesshoumaru and Kagome’s hand together with super glue, they will fall in love.

74.   Inuyasha, Miroku, and Kouga are the best singers/dancers/sportspeople/ band in the world, until they meet the likes of hot Kagome, sexy Sango, and leggy Ayame. Inuyasha/Kagome may or may not have had a history together. Then, oh boy, mayhem ensues.

75.    In high school, Inuyasha and Kagome do the dirty behind the curtains, Kagome ends up pregnant, Inuyasha dumps Kagome for Kikyou, then years later, Inuyasha finds out that it’s his kid, and they end up back together again.

76.   Everyone loses their grammar when talking about their one and only Fluffy-sama.

77.   Give me all of your babies, Fluffy-sama!!!!!

78.   “Inuyasha, you jerk!!!!!”

79.   Inuyasha and Miroku are the meanest and toughest pirates of the seven seas, until they meet Kagome and Sango, who are equally as tough and mean, and have nice legs.

80.   Kagome is the best assassin in the world.

81.   Crossovers usually only take Kagome to a different anime series, LOTR, twilight, Harry Potter, etc.

82.   OCs are always described as: “Who is this girl, and what havoc will she induce on the Inuyasha gang. And why is Sesshoumaru/Naraku so interested in her?”

83.   Kagome likes to cut herself, go on extreme diets, or go emo, whenever Inuyasha, Kouga, Hojou dumps her, and then one of the other guys goes on to heal her heart, or she goes through a crossover, and some guy over there heals her heart.

84.   It is Kagome who always heals Sesshoumaru’s severed arm, because that’s how miko magic works, and Kagome is a goddess. Though Sesshoumaru, being a youkai, didn’t know he could heal himself at that time in the first place.

85.   “I’m I just your shard detector, Inuyasha?”

86.   Inuyasha is The Badass Biker/Rock-star/Mobster, but his entire world does a flip when he falls in love with mysterious Kagome, who probably has a secret.

87.   “Wench, where is my ramen?”

88.   The television has special powers where they suck an unsuspecting fan of the show into the world of Sengoku jidai, where hilarity ensues. And they solve everyone’s problems.

89.   All of Kagome’s best friends get sucked into Sengoku jidai. And when Sesshoumaru finds out, he starts thinking about starting his own harem.

90.   Kagome finds out that she is not a reincarnation of Kikyou, but something much more powerful. What can I say? She’s bigger than Jesus.

91.   Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru suddenly have a long lost sister. Papa-sama, you man-whore!

92.   All OCs have a tragic history, including but not limited: murdered parents, murdered siblings, sick or dying parents, bullied by everyone, has her whole village killed by Naraku, been raped, she is also a lowly hanyou, and yet, she still can keep her hair and skin in perfect condition.

93.   All OCs are kitsune.

94.   Inuyasha realises that he does love Kagome, but only after she has been raped by some youkai, or he had some grass-thumping with Kikyou, then thought it wasn’t enough.

95.   Inuyasha is the vampire, who falls in love with Kagome. And don’t say he sparkles; he is not a disco ball.

96.   Sesshoumaru is misunderstood. Who wouldn’t be, if your name meant “Killing Circle”, and you killed for fun. Kagome certainly knows this.

97.   Inuyasha is still a two-timing jerk. Kagome certainly knows this, but is trying so hard to deny it. Luckily, Sesshoumaru is there to her rescue.

98.   In yaoi, one man is described as a man, while the other man is described as having womanly features. I didn’t know an adult Shippou had womanly hips. Kouga seems impressed too.

99.   Kagome is a princess, and Naraku is her father. Oh Boy!!!

100.                        Even though Sesshoumaru and Kagome got together, and are having lots of sex, everybody sighs in relief when an OC catches Inuyasha’s eye.

101.                        Sesshoumaru hates all hanyou and his brother, until Kagome comes along and teaches him to love thy brother. I told you she was bigger than Jesus.

102.                        In the Fruits Basket universe, Kagome comes to visit her best friend/cousin/sister, Tohru, and finds out that she is the only one who can touch the male Sohmas and not turn them into animals. Does this mean she’s not really a girl?

103.      Inuyasha is the biggest player in high-school. Kagome is the nerdy, quiet, girl in high-school. Oh, and Kinky-ho (hehe), is Inuyasha’s girlfriend. Man, what does he see in her?

104.      If you want variety, just do a character switch of the above.  No one will notice the difference.

105.      Youkai Inuyasha talks like a caveman.

106.      I laughed when everyone realised Sesshoumaru’s mother wasn’t actually dead.

107.      OC women don’t wear skimpy clothing because they are dirt poor, it’s because they can show off their creamy legs.

108.      Inuyasha: Inspired by twilight.

109.      Inuyasha: The High School Musical.

110.      Sesshoumaru has his arm healed so can put the Karma Sutra moves on Kagome. Because he can’t have sex with him with only one arm, now can he?

111.      Plz write more lemons!!! I’m 18, and you would be a meanie if you don’t!!!!!

112.      People like to comment while their favourite pairings are bunny humping. It doesn’t matter where or if it’s consensual. They just like to see bits jiggling everywhere. And if he’s raping her, then that makes it one million times cooler (ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111).

113.      Would anyone like an Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru Man-Sandwich?

114.      All the male characters of the series have suddenly turned gay and are able to bear Miroku’s children.

115.      Bad-boy Inuyasha, plus sweet Kagome, equals instant romance.

116.      Kagome is the deadliest ninja in Japan.

117.      Even Papa-sama wants some Kagome-loving action, while Sess-Mama and Izayoi scratch their heads, wondering if they would be written off soon. Maybe that’s how Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru got their long lost sister.

118.      Kagome is still upset with Inuyasha’s two-timing, yet she can’t bear to say no to Kouga and Hojou. Nothing like giving a false sense of hope.

119.      “I’m I just a copy, Inuyasha?”

120.      Everyone will deny that their character is a Mary-Sue, and a lot of their fans will agree with them.

121.      Kagome will always believe that Inuyasha will never love her and will always see her as just an imitation. Even when he openly declares his love for her, and they get married, have a whole litter of puppies, and celebrate their golden anniversary, Kagome will always doubt him. Jeez… even Inuyasha isn’t that dense.

122.      “I choose you, Kagome!”

123.      “I choose you, Kikyou!”

124.      Kagome and Inuyasha suddenly find themselves in the Lord of the Rings universe, and funnily enough, they can understand and speak English.

125.      The Lord of the Rings characters suddenly find themselves in Sengoku jidai, and funnily enough, they can understand and speak Japanese.

126.      The Bone Eater’s well is not really reliable as it keeps malfunctioning and sending Kagome or Inuyasha to a different time period and other foreign countries.

127.      Actions speak louder than words, yet Kagome always expects Inuyasha to say I love you.

128.      Don’t bother doing research on Japanese culture, food, architecture, and environmental settings, just say chan, kawaii desu ne, arigato, sugoi, sushi, ramen, and other random Japanese words, and everyone will think you have the best story they have read in their life, jajajaja…

129.      All the bad guys get the chicks. Because girls like Kagome or Sango can go past his delightful habit of murdering people and find his inner poetic side. Plus, he’s damn fine looking. Is it murderous love at first sight?

130.      When an OC human woman falls in love with Fluffy-sama, his whole outlook on life has completely changed. No more the blood thirsty killer, Sesshoumaru finds out his softer side, complete with bunnies and soft smiles to his beloved wifey. And of course the OC turns youkai, complete with stripy skin.

131.      I never knew high school was such a raunchy place: gang fights, tournament gang fights between schools to see who comes out on top, teenage whores walking to math class, teenage pimps, Goths, Emos, Preppy people, people cutting themselves, high school melodramas more sour than those midday soap operas, and of course more sex than a brothel. I must have been going to the wrong high school.

132.      I laughed when people complained Inuyasha and Kagome didn’t kiss at the end of the manga. You didn’t read the whole manga just for that?

133.      When Kagome turns into a hanyou (shit happens) she always turns into a neko-hanyou, to which Inuyasha goes woof, woof, woof *Howl*

134.      The kamis got bored, so they decided to swap everyone’s gender for laughs, seeing that this was more important than stopping people starting wars. Hilarity ensues, or angst, whatever your preference. It gives all new meaning to being in the other’s shoes.

135.      If the manga/anime is called “Inuyasha”, then how come all I see is Kagome whining about why Inuyasha sees her as an insignificant copy of Kikyou after he makes a declaration of love to his former love, gets fed up, runs away, cries in anger that she would train herself to be stronger, gets stronger but has a moment of weakness when being the ‘damsel in distress, but only when there’s a hot guy around’, mode, the guy tells her that the other guy wasn’t worth it if he made her cry so much, heals her heart, of course they fall in love, Inuyasha comes back to say he has changed his mind, and Kagome being the big girl she is, refuses, Inuyasha shamefully walks away, then Kagome and the new love prance together into the sunset?

136.      Wow! That’s the best story I have ever read in my whole life. Is there going to be a sequel?

137.      Edward Cullen and Kagome as a pairing? Please kill me now.

138.      What if Kagome wasn’t a weak little pansy, but a foul-mouthed bitch? Watch out Inuyasha and friends, she’s obviously from America. Okay, okay, no more jokes about Americans.

139.      After Inuyasha and Kagome have a fight, usually about Kikyou, Kagome runs home, or to a meadow, to a waterfall, or to a clearing of a forest, usually under the light of the moon (how did she find her way in the dark?) and sulks for a bit, and then from out of nowhere, she breaks out into a pop song. And Inuyasha, who decided to run after her, discovers her singing – like an angel apparently – and like a light switch, he realises that he does love Kagome.

140.      Mama Higurashi turns out to be the biggest, tyrannical bitch in the world. Is there no such thing as supportive families? I’m just glad Kagome doesn’t have a drunken father or a paedophilic step father. Oh, wait…

141.      Whenever Kagome goes overseas, Inuyasha can easily stuff himself into a large suitcase so he can follow her. And Kagome didn’t realise how her luggage suddenly became so heavy, or if she did, she never bothered to check. That, and customs were really lazy that day.

142.      Kagome’s first reaction when she sees the loner, Inuyasha at school: “Ah, your ears are so cute!!!” *Tweak, tweak, tweak*. Instead of being freaked out by the girl’s actions, Inuyasha thinks the girl likes him and is not scared by his appearance.

143.      PLZ WRITE MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

144.      It seems that everyone is the expert when it comes to ‘youkai mating rituals’, seeing how elaborate and detailed the explanation goes, especially during the sex part, because that’s the most important. Don’t look at me; I didn’t know Inuyasha had to bite Kagome on the neck, so they would become mates, and their blood would mix together so they live forever. It’s like human marriage, only stronger, someone tells me, except we skip the boring marriage ceremony and dive right into the ‘after party’.

145.      Wow. There’s a lot of hate for Kikyou. What did she do, like, steal your boyfriend?

146.      Obviously everyone is the expert when it comes to ‘training’ Kagome’s spiritual powers so that she can become stronger, especially when she witnessed yet another sweet n’ sexy scene between Inuyasha and Kikyou. As a result of her training, she becomes an expert with sword fighting (what is bushido?), archery, ninjutsu (she has to go to some place called Naruto), kung fu, karate (China/Japan, same thing), miko magic, super powers, ‘I can kill the whole world with my powers’, power, and discovers that she is the next in line of super, uber goddesses’, etc, etc. Oh, look, in the next chapter she has fallen in love again. YAY!!!!!!!

147.      In a shocking twist, it is Kagome who has dumped Inuyasha for Kouga. But that’s okay, because in the next paragraph, his eye is on somebody else already. Or they get back together, whatever floats your boat. YAY!!!!!!!

148.      If I hear another person calling their character ‘original’, I will get my trained, rabid attack bunnies and get them to give you a new hairstyle and facial.

149.      Incest is okay, as long as the brother/sister is hot. It gets even better when they discover that they were not really brother and sister.

150.      Kagome is a man magnet; just see how many guys she gets paired up with. And some of them are not even human. I guess love is fickle, despite what people say about the pairing.

151.      OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!! UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!

152.      Let’s count the ways we can get Kagome and Sesshoumaru together that is not a cliché…

153.      …

154.      I know! This is so original!! Inuyasha finds out that Kagome is really his sister! YAY!!!!!!!! Jeez… just think how awkward that was when they found out. Papa-sama, you have a lot of explaining to do…

155.      When I think of feudal Japan, I think of large, cold stone castle walls, big elaborate garden mazes, fine wine, four poster beds complete with crimson coloured silk sheets which cascade across and down the bed like a waterfall, pillows made from duck down and covered with exquisite silk imported from Egypt, and Sesshoumaru being served a big, hearty English breakfast at the long, breakfast table.

156.      UPDATE SOON OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!! OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

157.      It’s obvious that Japanese people eat fried eggs, ham, sausages, pancakes, pop tarts, pizza, coca-cola, Dr. Pepper, and toast for breakfast. Of course they don’t eat rice, miso soup and grilled fish. Like, yuck!

158.      Romance kills a story.

159.      Remember kids, when your loved ones die, you can always bring them back to life. How nice, no need to learn lessons about the cycles of life and death.

160.      What’s with the term ‘quarter demon’? Quarter what?

161.      Why do people always get reincarnated into people? Don’t you people know anything about Buddhism?

162.      “Alright, alright, I won’t call you ‘shard detector’, anymore,” exclaimed the hanyou, after Kagome had sat him for the umpteenth time for no apparent reason. After all, she was the one calling him ‘dog-boy’. “How about, sneaky wench, instead?”

163.      Back off bitches!! You know Fluffy-sama belongs to MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

164.      Lemons are the funniest bits of fiction I have ever read. Just try reading it with a straight face.

165.      “Sneaky wench, where’s my ramen?”

166.      Why I would call Sesshoumaru the SEX DEMON instead of the SEX GOD? Easy, gods have incestuous relationships with their relatives, while demons do it with everyone and everything. Unless it’s a yaoi between Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru, then yes, I would call him the SEX GOD.  Fluffy-sama, you man-whore!

167.      If you just watch one episode of “Inuyasha”, you too can become an expert on how the characters talk, think, and behave. After that, you can write the best story people have ever read in their whole life.

168.      I laugh whenever people fight over who’s the better male character. It just boils down to who’s prettier than them. Oh, and who’s more powerful… and who can be the sex maniac.

169.      WHERE ARE U, FLUFFY-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

170.      All little girls fantasise about being stalked and raped, especially if the guy is OMG!!!!!!!! HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

171.      Kagome/Inuyasha buys slave Inuyasha/Kagome but didn’t want to but had to because they turned eighteen and it was a law (or some bullshit), they fall in love, and that’s about it. How sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!

172.      Kagome finds out that she is pregnant. But who is the father? Everybody, of course!!!!

173.      Kagome and Inuyasha go overseas. Yes, leave your friends and family at the hands of Naraku, he certainly won’t mind.

174.      Everyone can go through the well apparently. The modern era is more fun than the feudal one. They have proper toilets here, and places to dance all night long.

175.      Watch out guys, those girls who got sucked in by their television sets have brought lots and lots of lollies!!!!!

176.      Let’s get Inuyasha to ‘accidentally’ take Viagra, because as we all know, taking drugs is fun!

177.      I laugh whenever people claim a certain male character belongs to them, and proceed to draw all sorts of pictures to prove it.

178.      What would Sesshoumaru do? YES, teach me, oh great one drawn on a piece of paper!

179.      OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! FLUFFY-SAMA IS ON A SUUGAAARRR HHHHHHHIIIIIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

180.      WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

181.      Great chapter! Update!

182.      Kagome is a prostitute (with a heart of gold), who has to work to repay some kind of debt (What? It pays good money). Inuyasha ends up going there one day to spend some time with a lovely lady who doesn’t show her face. He then proceeds to wonder about this ‘mysterious woman’. Oh gee, I wonder who she is.

183.      Everyone has a smile plastered on their face, especially Kagome. She must be a manikin.

184.      Despite being Sengoku jidai, everyone is a Christian or have Christian values.

185.      MY OC IS NOT A MARY-SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT LEAST I DON’T LOOK LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN ME…

186.      PLZ WRIT MOAR LEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

187.      Does anyone know what a dictionary is?

188.      Learn to spel, it’s not that hard.

189.      You want to bitch about grammar?! I will bitch about your word choice.

190.      Watch out Miroku. If you go looking for bootayz, Sango will start crying in despair and start cutting herself. Ah, love…

191.      Inuyasha, if you don’t say you love me, I will commit suicide! Seems like the most obvious thing to do…

192.      Inuyasha suddenly gets turned into a dog and ends up being adopted by Kagome. AWWW, cute little puppy wuppy!

193.      DA still insists that Kagome is fifteen years old.

194.      Is it Inuyasha, Inu-Yasha, or InuYasha?

195.      Stop saying Songo.

196.      Stop saying Kilala.

197.      Stop saying Fluffy-sama.

198.      FLUFFY-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

199.      SESSHY-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

200.      YES, I ALWAYS TALK LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  EVEN IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! JAJAJAJA!!!!! KKKKKKYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

201.      Yet another prophecy has to be fulfilled by Kagome or Sango. Girl power. Yay?

202.      Stop saying Kags, or Kaggy. That’s just asking for trouble.

203.      Yeah, a bunch of teenagers are the ones that have to save the world, while still trying to catch up with their classes.

204.      Just because you know English, doesn’t always mean you understand it.

205.      Have you seen how many stories involve cutting and suicide? I think some therapy is in order. For me…

206.      Kagome is the chosen one, again. Will she triumph over her destiny, her rising miko powers, and find her true love. In this story, you bet she will. YAY!

207.      Inuyasha crashed his lips against Kagome’s in a heated kiss. He flicked his tongue out, licking at her luscious lips, begging for entrance. Kagome readily complied, thrusting her tongue out to meet his. Their passionate kiss lingered, hot, their tongues duelling for dominance, refusing to submit to the other.

208.      0_o

209.      Hey guys, I need at least 10 reviews before I can continue with this story…

210.      UPDATE!!!!!!!

211.      Plz update, the suspense is killing me!!!!!!!!!!!111

212.      OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I LUVS DIS STORY!!!!!!! UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

213.      Plz writ moar!!!!!!!!!

214.      KKKYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

215.      uPdate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

216.      Okay, I feel sick now…

217.      Now repeat after me: “Japanese people cannot pluralise their nouns.” For example, one miko, many miko. One hanyou, many hanyou.

218.      Children that get adopted are always little girls. I’m sensing a theme here…

219.      INU-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

220.      INU-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

221.      SESSHY-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

222.      SHUT UP!

223.      Not everyone lives in America, you know!

224.      Do I really need a description on what girls are wearing, right down to the colour of her eyeliner?

225.      All OCs have cat ears, because it’s KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!1111

226.      What is a prep?

227.      Stop using words that are long and hard to pronounce, especially if they don’t fit in with the rest of the story.

228.      Women fan fiction authors sure do write some weird shit.

Yes, I’m only joking, so don’t take this too seriously.